This green is the luckiest green that ever existed. This green is irredeemably cursed.

This green is not easy to be. 900 years old this green is. This green is a mean one. This green is a grouch.

This green is fourth and goal. This green is a three percent slope. This green is a pop fly. This green is a go. This green is an ace. This green is a corner kick.

This green is Chuck, Randall and Reggie. Or Bill, Larry and Paul. Or someone else or somewhere else entirely.

The story is up to you.

Population: 100 ghosts

First Appearance: 08.19.2025

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